OK... I'm going to write about something thats been on my mind. And well... lets not beat around the bush. Lets go right to my list fetish and knock this post out because I'm tired and want to go to sleepy time.
1) I truly love and appreciate all twelve of my wonderful followers. You all inspire me with your posts and keep me on my toes with your comments and I'm grateful for each and every one of you.
2) I went from 0 to 12 in a relatively short amount of time and was pretty psyched because, in blog land, the days you get comments are like Easter. And the days you get followers are like straight up CHRISTMAS!
3) I've got chocolate bunnies and pastel eggs up the ying yang but no Christmas presents in a very very long time.
4) I'm not beyond looking at myself first. Could it be? Am I flawed? Am I (whisper) boring? What, oh what's a girl to do?
5) So I ask two questions of you lovelies:
i. What the deuce do you chickadizzles want to read about?
ii. If I strap on some leather and hooker boots will you pimp me on your pages? Will you INSIST that if
your readers love you they will love your friend Miranda just the same? I swear you can trust me with
them. I'll treat them very very nice.
6) If you'll be so kind as pimp out this blog-ho I'll even get all proper and buy you a drink (aka a giftcard to somewhere you fancy a sip!)
Well... I've done my shameful dirty deed of the night and these hooker heels are killing my feet so I'm gonna go disinfect myself and sulk my way into sleepland. Good night!